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WhisperedInk's avatar

The hair loss is better than the tooth loss - I am just back from the dentist where she yanked half a tooth out . I had 4 painful injections then paid for the privilege. She said if it bleeds - swallow don't spit! Try a shampoo that contains Rosemary oil which encourages hair growth or a 7 Star Plum Blossom Hammer - it's a tiny hammer you hit yourself on the head with - I'm not making this up. If you get one please video yourself using it for subscribers.

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Vaun's avatar

If it’s any consolation I have a full and thick head of hair. And when long it’s look like that of a mountain goat herding girl who uses Timorese shampoo in a mountain stream. And No I’m not ginger. It is classed as Autumn Burnished Gold.

Also I am falling apart. On many many other ways.

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James Kinsley's avatar

The trick is to brush your teeth properly for the two weeks before an appointment. The day of a dentist ayis brilliant, cos I know that night I can do the shittest of all jobs because it doesn't matter.

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Hoops13's avatar

Did somebody say ‘nerve-jangling buzzing instrument’? 🥕

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