Happy 59th. Just a warning: if they DO transfer your consciousness, the spring WILL eventually suffer metal fatigue. You'll spend eternity looking slightly to the left and forever judging the way they stack the dishwasher.
I'm glad you were around to enjoy your birthday. That sounded sinister, but it was heartfelt. You've had a rough few years; try to avoid another cancer please. Save some for the rest of us you greedy sod.
Felicidades señor Arenque! Have you started working on your ‘Oh Shit I’m 60!’ show yet? As for time flying, I was 59 just a few days ago and now I’m 63!!
Happy Birthday. I was 70 last week and it’s fine. I got through my 60s by telling myself that I will be better shape next year than I am now. Others can judge whether I was successful. You’ve had an “interesting” year. Things can only get better…or worse…or stay the same.
Happy 59th. Just a warning: if they DO transfer your consciousness, the spring WILL eventually suffer metal fatigue. You'll spend eternity looking slightly to the left and forever judging the way they stack the dishwasher.
I'm glad you were around to enjoy your birthday. That sounded sinister, but it was heartfelt. You've had a rough few years; try to avoid another cancer please. Save some for the rest of us you greedy sod.
Felicidades señor Arenque! Have you started working on your ‘Oh Shit I’m 60!’ show yet? As for time flying, I was 59 just a few days ago and now I’m 63!!
Oh poo and wee you’re 63!
Happy birthday Mr Rich. Maybe you should ebay off your expensive whisky before this mystery future usurper can enjoy it.
Happy birthday legend Herring and thank you for three, nearly four decades of entertainment. Here’s to a couple more (decades I mean, not years).
“Do you have anything in your life that has worked pretty well for nearly 60 years of constant use.”
I’ve heard your old boy is still in good working order after 50-odd years of constant (ab)use 🥕
Happy Birthday. I was 70 last week and it’s fine. I got through my 60s by telling myself that I will be better shape next year than I am now. Others can judge whether I was successful. You’ve had an “interesting” year. Things can only get better…or worse…or stay the same.