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Henry John Temple's avatar

Safari Stu - the man has the monopoly on Hertfordshire exotic animal kids parties! He is very good though, tbf...

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Richard Herring's avatar

Very reasonably priced but I reckon he easily makes a grand a weekend!

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Henry John Temple's avatar

don't forget the schools! He's got those sewn up too...

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Richard Herring's avatar

This guy's a fucking millionaire! And has all the stick insects he can eat.

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Alastair Johnson's avatar

Love the fact he’s called Stu! You could form a double act…

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Trevor Lambert's avatar

Have you been dying your hair?

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Richard Herring's avatar

Dying it grey?

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Trevor Lambert's avatar

Something is making you look years younger. Children's parties have turned you into Benjamin Button.

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Hoops13's avatar

He drinks chameleon milk, that’ll be it

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Simon Griffiths's avatar

Far braver than I am. I know exactly where and how my fear of spiders developed. No way would I handle a tarantula. Was so glad there wasn’t a picture of one 🤣

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Artemisia Wilde's avatar

Loving the squishy baby pic.

Not at all happy about the T-spider photo, though my phobia was forcibly diminished some years ago on account of my middle son being a spider obsessive. Nothing expresses love like browsing countless books with intolerable photos on the front in pursuit of the best specialist encyclopaedia for him (again, with weird synchronicity, I actually had a dream about a couple of similar spiders last night, but they were 90% concealed in a bag, so less bothersome than in all the other spider dreams I’ve had over the years). In contrast, my eldest was a snake obsessive, which suits me as I’m very happy with snakes. I have a photo of myself holding a huge one - boa, perhaps - when I was about 9yrs old. We have a fantastic encyclopaedia of snakes: it is intended for adult enthusiasts, so is brim full of details (‘oviparous …leads a primarily arboreal existence …’ It turns out that some snakes are viviparous - give birth to live young - as opposed to oviparous, who lay eggs), and life size photos on every one of its 300 odd pages.

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