Ooh, looks like your dishwasher has a cutlery tray. Bloody love a cutlery tray me.
I could meet you in a cafe and we could talk about dishwashers. But only if yours actually does have a cutlery tray. I'm not spending time with scum who have to put their cutlery in a little basket.
The first rule of Dishwasher Club is we don’t talk about Dishwasher Club.
Give cycling a go, it’s wonderful - you don’t need Lycra and a speedy road bike, just a comfortable trekking bike will do, or even an e-bike, which you can set to low power so you have to do more work, and higher power to tackle any ‘too difficult’ hills around. Helmet, yellow vest, lights, and you’re away getting fit, rolling through country paths. Though a gel-padded saddle to cushion the ball(s) and backside is a must too.
Have you written The Dishwasher Men treatment yet? :) sounds a good one to add to your collection. The new Detectorists, except with more tablets.
Your dishwasher game is lame
How dare you? I didn’t do this load
Delighted to see Mr Broofing works out of 'Shangri-La Farm'.
Ooh, looks like your dishwasher has a cutlery tray. Bloody love a cutlery tray me.
I could meet you in a cafe and we could talk about dishwashers. But only if yours actually does have a cutlery tray. I'm not spending time with scum who have to put their cutlery in a little basket.
Cutlery tray, silent mode, projects time left on to the floor. Unbeatable
Projects the time on to the floor? Serious dish washer envy!
Oh and wrong day for the doctors, done that a few times, out by 24 hours, felt like a right tit. But don't worrry, you'll get used to it! :)
Only 47 Miles from Luton, I was expecting a crap follow up to Gene Pitney. :)
The first rule of Dishwasher Club is we don’t talk about Dishwasher Club.
Give cycling a go, it’s wonderful - you don’t need Lycra and a speedy road bike, just a comfortable trekking bike will do, or even an e-bike, which you can set to low power so you have to do more work, and higher power to tackle any ‘too difficult’ hills around. Helmet, yellow vest, lights, and you’re away getting fit, rolling through country paths. Though a gel-padded saddle to cushion the ball(s) and backside is a must too.