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I do wonder what happened to all the blameless folk who died before Jesus was even invented. Are they going to hell out of unavoidable ignorance? And if so, is there one bloke or lady bloke who, in their time like 6000BC or whatever was considered a nutcase cause they were banging on about this beardy dude who could heal the dead and whatnot? Do they get to be smug and heaven-sent? Or in fact sent to hell for the same sin of pride immediately that they found out that their visions of future Jesus were correct? Seems you can't win really. Caw what a palaver.

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𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒈𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒇! It's like you've never even 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 of Abraham's bosom (>ლ)

🐑 📖 🙏

👅😉

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heard of it? I've snuggled in its warm, pert environs many a time

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clearly I need to read more Bibles and Old Testes

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Did someone mention testes? Ooo, Telly Cocky Carrot.

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In a few years’ time Ernie will be growing his first Hitler moustache it seems…

Hail Herring!

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The Men of Phise - oh lord I want to steal that and make them the bad guys in my next novel

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No one owns the Men of Phise

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